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General Discussionhey guys, smurf

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THICC BABY SHUM

    so i made smurf, and for first game decided to play zeus, slark didn't let me go mid so i fed 12 deaths and felt bad forother guys, so started trying and won, wtf... 987853964 match id

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    Game is hard!

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      THICC BABY SHUM

        its a first game what do u expect

        #12

          only 9.8k hero damage. YNIT if you want to calibrate at a high MMR by picking Zeus, you need to do a lot of hero damage, the reason that people pick him for calibration is that he can do around 30k hero damage reliably, even if the player playing him just presses R every time there ult is up.

          THICC BABY SHUM

            guys pls read what i typed, i was feeding first 10 kills, i was lvl 2 50% of the game.

            Game is hard!

              it doesn't matter, you literally have the lowest hero damage in your team.

              Miracle`-

                First game? My first game on smurf was high and very high

                jo~

                  ... first game on normal skill is v common whats the issue

                  Androgynous

                    you made a smurf. and?
                    what was the point of this

                    Androgynous

                      "feeding cuz slark dsnt want to let 5k mmr player have fun vs noobs" [sic]
                      lol

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                      THICC BABY SHUM

                        he says its normal skill like im supposed to be higher lol idk why, and i wasnt gonna feed they didnt give me mid so i didnt care if i lose or not, well, made new one this time they let me mid and this is it, will stick with it and see where i get, but even if i get 6 k mmr, you dont have to tell me im still nub because i know main acc is how good im. so dont even start. http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/987981623

                        THICC BABY SHUM

                          sry im not good enough to que high on first game on smurf lol

                          1heroman

                            So you smurfed to ruin the games of newer players?

                            THICC BABY SHUM

                              wasnt planning to but i warned him and still won after that, so just gave them hard time.

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                              NextStep ®

                                "slark didn't let me go mid so i fed 12 deaths "

                                Lol fa**ot

                                Awakened

                                  @YNIT: why don't you go back to Dota Exchange and stop spamming here?

                                  Polkadot Piranha

                                    "started trying and won"

                                    That's funny. Looking at the stats, it had nothing to do with you trying, but more to do with the fact that your team mates managed to pull through despite having a feeder on their team.

                                    Smile

                                      YNIT u're trash as fuck

                                      TIMPEY

                                        I thought ppl make smurfs because they are like 5k+ and want to play vs bad players to reach 5k again?
                                        But you make a smurf to play in the exact same bracket as before? i dont get it

                                        Fakovnik

                                          oh god this guy.....
                                          so sad

                                          THICC BABY SHUM

                                            u gotta remember that i was 0 13 0 and 0 hero dmg after that started trying and was still able to get shit done, and watch replay and ppl at end liked me jugg hated slark, and all of us were laughing how invoker was so bad with feed couldent do shit.

                                            Androgynous

                                              what do u expect when ur playing against green-as-grass players who don't know what they're doing

                                              u werent even feeding efficiently

                                              THICC BABY SHUM

                                                sry, i suck at feeding, i faild, and starting trying to win thinking there was no way but was wrong again. the only reason i started trying was because jugg asked nicely, that slark said it was his 4th acc and he didnt care, welp 4th acc with 49% winrate is just badass

                                                Electabruce420

                                                  People like you are what makes dota a shit experience sometimes.

                                                  THICC BABY SHUM

                                                    i won a game whats the matter?

                                                    ± 25 MMR

                                                      Lol, and you laughed at me. @scumbag.

                                                      THICC BABY SHUM

                                                        when???

                                                        THICC BABY SHUM

                                                          first i was laughing how you applied to him that you dont want to be on his team, secong im higher mmr then you so idk what ur trying to say here, 4th read what the topic is about

                                                          Fakovnik

                                                            pls stahp

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                                                            THICC BABY SHUM

                                                              u dont have to be on my thread if you dont want to, lmao

                                                              Welt aus Eis

                                                                it's hard not to be on your threads since you make 20 each day

                                                                THICC BABY SHUM

                                                                  only made 1 today and 1 yerstorday

                                                                  Flyingpigs

                                                                    You expected that you couldnt come back in a 'normal' level game after feeding 12 deaths? Peeps in normal skill level dont even know how to take advantage of advantages they have acquired so I dont see what is the big deal of this post. Maybe you're in a similar skill level so you 'surprised' and 'wow' yourself maybe and came here to see whether it had the same effect to us?

                                                                    Fakovnik

                                                                      your thread ?

                                                                      like "dear diary" ?

                                                                      this is forum m8, your useless thread is keep bumping, in my face, I have to check it every time

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                                                                      i left her

                                                                        i think a lot of people feel the same way but dont want to be dicks about it ^

                                                                        Game is hard!

                                                                          oh boy, i feel like YNIT has the wave syndrome, also known as attention deficit.

                                                                          THICC BABY SHUM

                                                                            wave was flaming, which is exactly what you'r doing

                                                                            salt enjoyer

                                                                              @NotSoCuteOwl^^

                                                                              http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/989304007 :( blademail had less effect this game then a crimson or pipe would have done.

                                                                              EDIT: Thought I should provide reasoning.

                                                                              > Techies is unaffected by BM
                                                                              > Same with Brewmaster
                                                                              > 25% to ignore BM damage on Void
                                                                              > Would work on Lesh but he didn't do much
                                                                              > Batrider would just ignore you and stack napalm while BM was active then go on you when it was down with 5+ stacks.

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                                                                              BDP ™

                                                                                why do you keep making new accounts? you are not going to prove anything owning in the normal skill bracket.. everyone who has experience in dota can do that. try stomping in very high skill. zzzz -.-

                                                                                PROTECTHIMFROMWHATHEWANTS

                                                                                  best dagger ever

                                                                                  lesserafim

                                                                                    kulle stry bra

                                                                                    THICC BABY SHUM

                                                                                      only made one, holy fuck, check urself before u wreck urself

                                                                                      My dawg

                                                                                        good lord 3000 games normal skill

                                                                                        http://www.twitch.tv/xddtaty

                                                                                          All your regular games are in normal skill as well, so a new smurf first game is same skill level as your regular games, against people who does not know how to basic dota so turning a 0/13 feed is not an achievement it's a walk in the park for someone who knows how to right click on creeps.

                                                                                          THICC BABY SHUM

                                                                                            on my ain is normal skill when i stack, so check he facts first